Many people get intimidated going into court. The Attorney General's Office is out to destroy you. They have deep pockets and their sole job is to destroy good people. The presiding judge, who is not only a State employee and views DFPS and the Attorney Generals Office Attorneys as coworkers, has already been influenced by the Attorney General's scheduling of the hearing where the Attorney General's Office is allowed to put forth their argument against you without any objection. SOAH is without a doubt as much of a sham as Childcare Licensing's Administrative Reviews.
But I digress. Many daycare operators are fearful of the Attorney Generals Office and the court system. It's understandable. You are a person whose only dream was to care for children while your opponents are assassins without conscience or ethics. I had no fear of them. I will share the main reason for my lack of feat in a later date.
To help me prepare for this hearing I had to develop a perception of the people that I was going to face. The people that I was going to face were some very unethical lawyers from the Texas Attorney General's Office. I share this with you to help set you at ease. They are not invincible. They are far from it. If you have read our closing statement, the unethical tactics used by childcare licensing and the Attorney General's Office and how you can sue the State and each of their employees realize that I figured everything out on my own.Without much in resources. I have shared them to make it easier for you to beat them. I have bloodied them and it permeates the waters. It's just a matter of time for the sharks to feast. What I am going to share now will amuse you. Enjoy!
After having recently gone through a divorce and experiencing many other legal problems, Larry had become thoroughly disgusted with lawyers. One evening in a bar, the conversation got around to his pet peeve and he started to complain. "All lawyers are jerks!" he loudly proclaimed. Another man nearby heard the insult, looked disturbed, and sauntered over to Larry. "Look, I heard what you said," he sneered. "I am highly offended by it."
"Why is that?" Larry retorted. "Are you a lawyer?"
"No! I'm not a lawyer," the man replied. "I'm a jerk!"
Jackson, a successful attorney, was speeding down a dark country road late one evening when he collided with a car coming from the opposite direction.
Neither driver was hurt, but Jackson, seeing that the other driver was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The other driver gratefully accepted, took a long swig, and handed the flask back to Jackson. He closed it and put it away.
"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the driver.
"Sure," replied Jackson, "After the police leave."
The following joke could apply to the Attorney General's Office as well as the judge that presides over your hearing before the State Office of Administrative Hearings!
A sailor took the witness stand in a trial.
"Would you please tell the court," began the attorney, "if you recognize either the defendant or the plaintiff."
"Beg pardon, sir," said the sailor, "but I don't know what those terms mean."
The lawyer's eyes narrowed. "Shame on you! How can you come to testify at an important trial and not even know those basic terms?"
"Sorry, sir."
The lawyer sighed. "Okay, where were you when the accused is said to have struck the victim?"
"Sir, I was abaft the binnacle," replied the sailor.
"What? Where?" demanded the lawyer.
"Shame on you!" said the sailor. "How can you try a case about a boat and not even know those basic terms?"
Many of you have been disgusted at the tactics that the Attorney General's Office used against us including creating their own rules and regulations and trying to pass them off as if they were in the guidelines that govern childrens daycares. It's not just using this unethical practice. It's much worse. By using these tactics they are helping to endanger the lives of the children in our care. Please take particular enjoyment from these jokes.
Newmark was stuck in a traffic jam that hadn't moved for more than half an hour. Looking out his car window he saw a kid on a skateboard weaving his way towards him through the line of stranded vehicles.
"Hey kid, what's the hold up?" he asked.
"It's some crazy lawyer," replied the kid.
"He's lying in the middle of the road and he's doused himself with gasoline. He's threatening to set fire to himself. We're taking up a collection for him. Would you like to donate, mister?"
"How much have you got so far?" Newmark inquired.
"Oh," said the kid, "about thirty boxes of matches and twenty-three lighters."
Two lawyers were walking through the courthouse, negotiating a case.
"Look," the first lawyer said to the other, "let's be honest with each other."
"Okay, you first," replied the second.
And that was the end of the discussion.
"You are lying so clumsily," said the judge to the defendant, "that I would advise you to get a lawyer."
A Priest was called out the house of an elderly attorney.
"How is the patient?" he asked the doctor.
"I'm afraid he's lying at death's door."
The Priest sighed. "Poor soul. Going to meet his maker, and he's still lying."
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside!
Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
Because deep down, they're really good people!
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in Three Million have a chance of becoming a human being
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60?
"Your Honor"
There are two kinds of lawyers-those who know the law and those who know the judge!
There are two kinds of lawyers-those who know the law and those who know the judge!
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